Today, I have managed to claw the crap out of Connor's neck with a fingernail in my attempt to get to the phone AND burned the crap out of his ear in my attempt to help his earache go away.
No, today was not a good day for me and Connor. I wouldn't blame him if he wanted to steer clear of me for awhile.
And it was so classic: "No, Connor. These drops won't hurt. They will help..." only to be followed by the ripping scream as he proceeds to tell me "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Oh hell yeah, I won Mother of the Year today. Oh yeah.