Monday, April 26, 2010

Talk about catching me off guard...

I was driving the kids home from school, just now as a matter of fact, when out of the blue, Abby asks me:
"Mom, isn't it true that babies come out of your ass?"

WHAT???????

Not bottom, or bum, or privates, no no....ass!

Oh my God I started laughing hysterically - I was so taken aback.

Good Lord, what a good laugh.

Once the tears stopped coming, I nonchalantly explained, in 4th grade terms, where babies "came out of."

Sometimes, I tell ya...

4 comments:

Jules said...

Laughing my baby-churning a$$ off!! Hilarious!!

maura said...

HAHA!! wow! i think i would've been laughing too!! holy crap! well, now she knows!

Tracey English said...

Well, she KINDOF knows...I havent had "the talk" and hope to have another year or so before I have to. But yes, she now knows that they do not come out of your a$$!!! :)

I still laugh thinking about it. I was so floored by her saying it.

Elisa B said...

Sooooooo not looking forward to all those conversations that will have to be had with kids!

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Girl Who Played with Fire
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
My Sister's Keeper
Nineteen Minutes
The Pact
The Tenth Circle
Change of Heart
Keeping Faith
Handle with Care
House Rules
More Than It Hurts You
Amy and Isabelle
A Prayer for Owen Meany
A Widow for One Year
The 158-Pound Marriage
To the Lighthouse
Between the Acts
A Room of One's Own, and Three Guineas
The Help


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