clock is ticking. not much longer. yes, i know it takes 9 months to put the weight on. yes, i know it could take 9 months to take the weight off. yes, i know that although i am sick and TIRED of the way i look now, that in one week, im probably going to be crying because i cant fit into my size 8 pants. yes, i know all this.
i don't care.
if i never see a maternity panel, an elastic waistband or a mu-mu of a big ass shirt again, it will be too soon.
i have either re-packed all maternity clothes that belong to my sister in law or re-purposed other maternity clothes generously given to me by friends by giving them to other newly expectant moms.
good riddance. so help me god if i have to wear them again im going to shoot myself in the head.
chris, i hope you're reading this. wouldn't be fun to be a dad to 4 without a mom around.